Is Eva Longoria Parker Relevant?

I'm still a sexy vixen. Look! I'm licking a whip and wearing plastic.

I’m still a sexy vixen. Look! I’m licking a whip and wearing plastic.

I snagged this pic thanks to Loolpooq at The Tongue Show and it’s a pretty good one of her.  I’m just curious the circumstances surrounding the taking of it.  I have no idea if this is from a photo shoot for a…uhhh…Japanese sex toy store or a random tackle and feed company or what.

My best guess is she has noticed no one is interested in her any longer.  She got married, made her already-long name longer, spent an entire season looking fat and frumpy and Desperate Housewives is in the shitter.  Yeah, I’m pissed they killed off Edie.  She was my fave.  The show will suck without Edie and I will be pissed if she makes appearances from “beyond the grave.”

At any rate, I’m thinking she felt she had to up the ante a bit and try to remind us she is still a curvy, naughty girl who can cram herself into unforgiving fabrics.

I started working for The Gallery back in 2006, reorganizing the Tongue Galleries, and somehow just became seduced by the oddity of celebrity tongues. From there, I built and created the mine from nothing and then began editing articles and now I do everything except worry about getting sued. Eat that, Acadia. Mister Big Shot!


  1. amos
    June 16, 2009 at 11:37 am

    She is very pretty but, I’ve never liked her…maybe it’s the white eye makeup that she always wears. and her voice is totally weird too.

  2. Wiggy
    June 16, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    I’ve always liked her, and have only seen about 1 episode, so am not that fussed that DH has gone down the shitter 😆

  3. Maitland
    June 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    I think I’ve only ever seen her act in The Sentinel.

  4. vettech
    June 16, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    I think she is just cute as a button, but her future will be as a “host” of some show rather than the star of one.

  5. Joelle
    July 14, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    She can’t act.

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