In other news, Rihanna was photographed last night giving birth on stage to a full grown person (or possibly just a demon hand). Although some have previously questioned the young star’s readiness for pregnancy and motherhood, Rihanna was rumored to be excited by the news, stating that she was looking forward to being kicked from the inside for a change.
*grabs Bic and scrounges for kindling*
“Kill it with fire” is really the only acceptable response here. Kudos.
that joke was gold!
When asked for comment, Tina Turner was reported to say “Better to be knocked up than knocked out.”
I’m glad to see the actor who played Thing in The Addams Family is still getting work.
When they said the gig included lodging, they could have been more specific.
Thing’s brilliance was never truly appreciated. This role may win him an Oscar. Or Emmy. Whatever.
I assume the Handy is still awarded in Hollywood? No?
Rhianna already was terrifying to me. Her long nails scare me. This doesn’t help.
My work here is done.
What is the sound of one hand clapping, infra-utero?
Suddenly dub step makes so much more sense.
I wonder if she needs special undies for that thing
Least sexy crotchless panties scenario EVER.
Those are some sweet boots.
Time for a demon-hand job! That would scare the hell out of me.