Don’t believe me? OK, here are some articles you might want to check out then.
5 Apocalyptic Chain Reactions (That Have Already Started)
5 Cosmic Events That Could Kill You Before Lunch
7 Horrible Ways the Universe Can Destroy Us Without Warning
Space Junk/Space Debris: This has been on my radar for years. The “space junk” flying around up there is going so fast it will destroy anything else it hits. And we just keep leaving more behind. And it’s surrounding Earth. Good work, NASA. I recently gave you credit for being the only agency in the U.S. that knows how to get anything done. Well now I rescind that evaluation and give you an F- for trapping us here on our dying planet forever.
We’ve Already Destroyed the Oceans: I read an article maybe 10 years ago now (I think it was GOOD Magazine but I can’t find it – #thanksobama) about how we are severely over-fishing to the point where we’ve irretrievably effed up the whole balance of ocean life. Nevermind that we’ve literally destroyed the oceans by filling them with toxic garbage. So, since some very high percentage of the world depends on sea life to survive, we’re doomed. Related article.
Something called “The Big Rip”: The universe might just cease to exist all of a sudden one day, because dark matter. Cool, cool.
What can you do about any of this? I don’t know, I’m not here to solve problems. I just report the news I don’t make it.
No kids, don’t care.
Seriously, that’s my mantra for all this shit. Oh, you want to elect Ted Cruz, and infect Congress and the Senate with more evangelical nut cases, who think they can do whatever because WGAF, the Rapture is coming anyways? Don’t make me no never mind, cause I don’t have to worry about the kind of world that’s going to be left to my kids. The day after I go, a black hole can eat this whole motherfucker up, and I’m good with it.
Except for my niece and nephew, both of whom I’d like to have long, happy, healthy lives. But fuck ’em – if they really wanted that, they would have been my kids, not my niece and nephew.
LOL. Yeah, that’ll teach them, for not being your kids. Those dopes.
Well, I’ve got a kid now, and I still don’t care about that shit. Too many real things to worry about.
You mean IMMEDIATE things, right? Because these are all real things, just some more hypothetical than others.
Meh. It’s been a pretty good run.
Fuck it. I’ma start smoking again.
Nooooooooo. This is not an endorsement for destructive behaviors!