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It’s Shark Week, Bitches

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You know what never gets old? Air Jaws.

Sure, you’re thinking, “Fuckin’ Disney man, they think they can make a kids movie out of anything?” Well, actually, you’re only thinking that if you’re the kind of knucklehead who is not about some SHARK WEEK on Discovery Channel.

On the other hand, its dramas continue to portray sharks as ruthless death machines, gruesomely obliterating whatever they encounter.

Damn right.

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5 Comments

  1. Jenny

    This post literally shaved about ten years off my life. *dies*

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  2. vange

    I bet they were the crappy ten at the end.

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  3. b.aldwin

    the sappy bits from the flashforward stuff in the notebook.

    oh and sharks rule.

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  4. Mom of Two

    I don’t know what this is about. What is AIR JAWS? I know every Disney movie made and that isn’t one of them.

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  5. Maitland

    I recommend you watch some shark week and find out what AIR JAWS is. Of course it ain’t no damn lame ass disney movie. It is sharks in the AIR.

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