It’s too hot to be funny

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Sangfroid

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I’m supposed to be writing about how I gave up TV. It’s just too fucking hot. I’d rather talk with the cute red haired girl from high school about the old english word for sin which is according to the OED is Gylt but somehow that is “inadmissible phonologically” which I find hilariously funny because my brains melted out of my ears sometime around three o’clock. My friend Paddy already lost it cooking Irish spaghetti with a towel wrapped around his head like a Sheik of Araby.  Of course it takes a lunatic Irishman to cook spaghetti in the middle of a heat wave since all the actual Italians are sitting back with antipasto because it’s too dam hot to cook. It’s even too dam hot for dog cookies and it’s never been that hot before. She’s gone and dug a hole under the porch to sit in and I’m informed she’ll be back out to eat after dark.  Back before the huge ice flows took away the steps I’d go down and intentionally get hypothermia, if you stay in the water till you start hallucinating about pushing Kate Winslet off the raft you’ll have super cooled blood for the next two hours even in hundred degree weather. I have to do it soon, I’m off to the garage sale, the sign said 7Am till 100 degrees and I think she’s about to call it a day

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Sangfroid's unabashed use of punctuation and grammar has made him a literary standout on the internet. A rising star in the urban/romance/horror/science fiction/Nancy Drew fiction market, Sangfroid is the talk of the local McDonald's. His dog actually ate the first page of his magnum opus "That Foggy Night" and compared it to other great works like the weekly circular for its absorbent qualities.

6 Comments

  1. Patrick
    September 2, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    Gylt-y as charged. At least I wasn’t boiling potatoes and cabbage.. now that would be insane.. and a good enough reason to drink more ale.

  2. vange
    vangeReply
    September 3, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    I set my AC to 73 and life is fiiiine.

  3. sangfroid
    sangfroidReply
    September 3, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    I have a woodstove. It’s cold here not hot. There is no AC!

  4. captain america
    captain americaReply
    September 4, 2010 at 9:35 am

    sorry, can’t help it………

  5. Nicole
    September 5, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    It was hot as hell here the other day. I was miserable and grouchy all damn day.

    • sangfroid
      sangfroidReply
      September 5, 2010 at 5:07 pm

      And it’s 52 today and I just put on a heavier shirt.

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