So you might know that the Gallery is BFF’s with Jennybeans.net. She writes fiction, and is a regular pod catter. She is aces in my book. UNTIL TODAY. See, today she posted about her new story: “The Faerie’s Kiss.” (please note that it is spelled the Dungeons and Dragons way and not the gay porn way) and I cannot read it.
Cause the woman’s name is Joan.
Now, nobody named Joan ever did me wrong. I didn’t pee on Joan Osborne by mistake at Lilith Fair and get stabbed as a result and no, my mom is NOT named Joan. The reason I cannot take the name Joan seriously is the clip below. Cause of Dr. Mondo. I hope you watch the clip (it gets really JOANie around the 1:50 mark) and then have to go to work and talk to someone named Joan. I hope your name is Joan and you find people to say your name like Dr. Mondo does. Or it could be that I’m the only person who thinks this clip is funny in which case go make your own blogspot and amuse yourself. Jerk. Vid after the jump!
=O OMG! I remember this video. I swear JOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN is an 80s porn queen. Or maybe it’s just her hair… or the fact that she was half-naked with Pee Wee.
Thanks for not comparing my faeries to gay pr0n. It makes me feel a lot better about what I’m doing. Really. It does.
.-= Jenny Beans´s last blog ..If You Don’t Believe It, No One Else Will Either =-.
But what about Joan on Mad Men? I want to eat her, sexy style. And I’m a straight chick.
.-= Ells´s last blog ..Shit =-.
Ells cleverly wrote:
This. Christina Hendricks makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
See what he did, Jenny? Now when we read the story, we’re going to picture that Joan too! Nice!
.-= Nicole´s last blog ..Badges of Honor =-.
Nicole cleverly wrote:
You’re getting verrry sleepy, JOOOOAN