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Julie Benz Went to the Golden Globes


I watched American Dad and the other cartoons on Sunday night instead of the Golden Globes because I hate awards shows.  But Super Awesome Julie Benz tweeted this purdy pic of herself with the super cute message:

Heading to the #goldenglobesafter parties! It’s gonna be a looooong night!

Wait.  WTH Julie Benz.  Nerd.  Making a picture like you are some kind of greek statue and then sort of making a complaining sound?  You better spend the night pulling a full Charlie Sheen and post a pic at 5am of you punching a security guard and puking into a shoe.  If you don’t, my opinion of you will PLUMMET!

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  1. Jen Li

    She’s just radiant! I’m going to try that hairstyle. 🙂

  2. PelvicBoogie

    I’d rather see a picture of her puking into a security guard and pulling a shoe out of Charlie Sheen. Of course, when you get Charlie Sheen involved, everything becomes a moot exercise in Dionysian semantics anyway, so I’m not going to split hairs.

  3. Eva Halloween

    Ugh. Julie Benz. She won “death most rooted for” on Dexter ever gd season.


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