I’m pretty sure you are all familiar with the story of Katherine Webb. She was Miss Alabama. The she went out with the quarterback from Alabama and doddering sports caster Brent Musberger went all silly for her during the national championship game. She parleyed that into a gig on Celebrity Cannonball (not sure who won that, actually) and now she is following in the footsteps of other luminaries like Paris Hilton and that girl from Attack of the Show by being in a commercial for a place that I have never even seen.
Seriously, Carl’s Jr. makes no sense to me. I don’t understand the name. It’s like they tried to make a hamburger place sound confusing like Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse. And I am not really sure why they have the commercials on where I live. I don’t think they even have those here. And if they did I would go in and ask them what’s up with their weird name and then demand free food in compensation for puzzling me. They can afford it as they obviously are doing well enough to hire marginally famous women in their commercials. Maybe I should open a burger joint with a strangely possessive name. “Their Mike’s Ice House’s Fudge Shack’s” OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
I think I blue cheese. I wish we had a Carl’s Jr. around here. I’m not sure why they’re not just Carl’s, but it must be an edict chiseled into a stone tablet somewhere. That, or it’s just weird on purpose, like most other things in California, which is the only place I’ve ever seen them. They’re basically Hardee’s, using a pseudonym. Maybe Hardee was screwing around with another restaurant chain out of wedlock, and had to use an assumed identity. “Carl, now that you’ve put your hot meat in my buns, I hope we can see more of each other…” “Um, yeah, sure, call me. 867-5309.” Maybe it’s named after Mr. Hardee’s dirty, cheating divining rod of rumpus.
Hardees was acquired by CKE and they’re gradually being converted into Carl Jr clones. I know this because they’re the dominant restaurant chain in the future! (Idiocracy)
Acadia they might be able to afford marginally famous models because of their $6,000 burger available on the Room Service menu at the Palms in Vegas.
Does Katherine Webb and KISS in full makeup deliver said burger? If not then it is not worth it.
Why is it Carl’s Jr. instead of Carl Jr.’s?
According to Wikipedia:
Karcher got his start in the food industry by owning several hot dog stands in Los Angeles. In 1945, Karcher started a restaurant in Anaheim, California called Carl’s Drive-In Barbeque. In 1956, Karcher opened the first two Carl’s Jr’s, so named because they were a junior version of his drive-in restaurant
Dumb. He is dumb.
That Buffalo Blue Cheeseburger is the way and the truth.
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