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Billy-as-ketchup

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES  IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
HIS MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?  YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.”
BILLY SAYS: “I’M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN’T GONE DOODY YET.”
MOTHER SAYS: “OKAY, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.  BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”
BILLY SAYS: “WORKS FOR KETCHUP.”

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4 Comments

  1. ann

    OMG that is so funny. Gotta remember that one.

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  2. Spicybugz

    Ha too cute, this put a smile on my face.

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  3. Denesa

    My kids also have a tendency to be glued to the toilet seats…not with their books but with their Nintendo DS games!!

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  4. Jude

    That was cute and made perfect sense to me although the poor little kid might have one hell of a headache till he’s done.

    Reply

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