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Kim Kardashian Poses in a Fake Sexy Way

Look off into the distance, Kim...pretend you're all alone with the football.  Yes, like that.

Look off into the distance, Kim...pretend you're all alone with the football. Yes, like that.

Kim Kardashian hired a photographer to pretend he surprised her on the beach where she was casually playing catch with a football.  Because, really, she is an easy-going, low-maintenance girl who loves the simple things life has to offer.  How do we know this is staged?  Well, there aren’t any shots of her mammoth ass and only a paid pap would avoid a chance to document its proportions, especially in a bikini.  Plus, I’m the only other person I know who would wear make-up to the beach.  But at least I don’t try to play like I’m low-maintenance.

To be fair, I’ve only ever seen her sex tape.  For all I know, her reality show is all about fund raising millions of dollars for birds with emotional distress causing them to pluck their own feathers.

That said, her sex tape made me feel embarrassed for her.  I felt it my duty as a female to take on the embarrassment that she hasn’t the sense to feel.

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8 Comments

  1. Tina T

    I’ve got to give Kim credit, if I were going to have photographers stalking me at the beach I’d hire a few that would only take flattering photos of me too.

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  2. biz

    Someone tell Joelle there’s no canyon here.

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  3. vettech

    First – psychogenic alopeocia is a serious mental illness affecting thousands of animals… it’s the “secret cutting” of the animal world

    Second -Would anyone REALLY want to see candid pictures of celebrities on beaches..you know what I mean – no makeup sweaty, red, puffy and coated in sand like veal cutlets?

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  4. vange

    Originally Posted By vettech First – psychogenic alopeocia is a serious mental illness affecting thousands of animals… it’s the “secret cutting” of the animal world

    And it is about time someone like Kim Kardashian did something to raise awareness of this horrible condition! Trip can’t do it alone!

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  5. vettech

    She could tattoo awareness messages all over her giant ass.

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  6. vange

    Fuck, she could have War & Peace printed on that canvas!

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  7. Joelle

    She is such a slutty fame whore.

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