Kim Kardashian: Will Do Anything to be Photographed


“Does this perfect cupcake distract your eyeballs from the glob of flesh seeping out of my skanky dress? Oh gooood!”

I admit I’ve never seen the Keeping Up With Klassless Rich People show, but here is what I know about her from gossip sites and ET:  she has surgically enhanced her T&A to ridiculous proportions; she let some guy pee on her face during a videotaped sexual encounter; she’s a fame whore moron who thinks attention equals worth.  I guess she is now taking on Betty Crocker and created a cupcake mix or something else wicked stupid.

For my money, if you want a brunette with crazy curves, go lookit Sofia Vergara.  She has a body that just won’t quit (without being flabby like KK), she has a beautiful face and is proving herself to be a very gifted comedic actress on ABC’s Modern Family.

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Tongue

I started working for The Gallery back in 2006, reorganizing the Tongue Galleries, and somehow just became seduced by the oddity of celebrity tongues. From there, I built and created the mine from nothing and then began editing articles and now I do everything except worry about getting sued. Eat that, Acadia. Mister Big Shot!


  1. Talen
    March 1, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    KK…flabby? you obviously haven’t seen her sex tape…no flab and that ass just won’t quite.

    but hey, at least I didn’t interject a sickly white chick into the conversation like the guy above me.
    .-= Talen´s last blog ..Thailand in the News Week Ending 02/27/10 =-.

  2. wngl
    March 1, 2010 at 11:11 am

    blargh gak… where’s Kirsten Dunst when we need her?

  3. loolpooq
    March 1, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Ki-Dun will **** you up man

  4. Talen
    March 1, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    KK’s turds are bigger an browner than kiki…
    .-= Talen´s last blog ..Thailand in the News Week Ending 02/27/10 =-.

  5. Evangeline
    March 1, 2010 at 11:25 pm

    @ Talen I call this flab and ass that needs to quit:

    Yum yum eat it up.

  6. Robyn
    March 2, 2010 at 12:41 am

    I voted banana.

    “she let some guy pee on her face during a videotaped sexual encounter”

    I voted banana

  7. VetTech
    March 2, 2010 at 11:39 am

    I don’t know why but I find the whole Kardashian clan both fascinating and horrifying…when there show is on I can’t look away. Didn’t know about the golden shower thing….

  8. VetTech
    March 2, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Btw, I don’t think she’s fat at all..actually lately she is thinner than usual while shilling for her new diet line at GNC. I think its just a rather unfortunate dress.

    March 2, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Surely she will!!

  10. Talen
    March 2, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    Vange,The girl hase curves in all the right places… Runway models are not realistic creatures …give me a woman with hips any day of the week.

    And if you consider that fat and flabby then I am definitely a chubby chaser.
    .-= Talen´s last blog ..Thailand Tourist Visa’s Free Again =-.

  11. vange
    March 2, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    I didn’t say fat; I said flabby! And even really thin people can be flabby and cellulite-y! Plus, Talen, you know I have hips so I’m not against womanly curves, you goofball!

  12. Talen
    March 2, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    Yes, but you don’t show your hips and ass nearly as much as Kim does…perhaps you could rectify this.
    .-= Talen´s last blog ..Thailand Tourist Visa’s Free Again =-.

  13. Acadia
    March 2, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    I agree with JFK Limo the spammer.

  14. vange
    March 2, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    @Talen: I see what you did there!

  15. Talen
    March 2, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Always working the angles I am…
    .-= Talen´s last blog ..Thailand Tourist Visa’s Free Again =-.

  16. vange
    March 2, 2010 at 10:58 pm


  17. Talen
    March 2, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    At least I didn’t say I was trying to work your hypotenuse…
    .-= Talen´s last blog ..Thailand Tourist Visa’s Free Again =-.

  18. vange
    March 2, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    Now you hurt my feeling.

  19. JFK LIMO
    March 3, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    well she is a real sucker!

  20. Jenn
    March 3, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    She’s not fat she has a latin ass and curves.

  21. vange
    March 3, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Oh my god. The opposite of flabby is firm. I NEVER SAID FAT.

  22. v
    September 21, 2010 at 6:12 am

    Gees she needs to get over herself…and try to contribute SOMETHING , anything …to society besides her looks…’cause we all are getting older and looks are not everything …especially when you’re not very educated…check out KK’s photo shoot video footage(sept.2010issue) , she actually made up a word , ‘voLUMtuous’ …meaning ‘voluptuous’ LOL…go back to school KK!

  23. Aiko Kawell
    December 3, 2010 at 10:57 am

    Cellulite is not attractive, but you have to say that it looks better tanned 🙂 Which is what I keep telling myself!

  24. PelvicBoogie
    December 3, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    She has a fat ass. Sorry, it’s true. And she only got famous for being friends with someone who was only famous for being rich and airheaded. Then for having a sex tape. Then she got her own dumbass reality show.

  25. Necro
    April 15, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    How can ANYONE in america think she is natural. Shes a fame loving, addicted to plastic surgery, She thinks shes always going to be young. Oneday ALL that surgery is going down. Shes the kind that if there is one red vein on her legs shell run to the surgen to get it removes, Shes a perfectionist to that point. There was an episode where her om told she was getting wrinckles, kim ran & got botox. She should in invit us to her surgery room to. Famewhore stick to your roots. SLUT

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