It has recently come to my attention that I have led a very interesting life.

Okay, that’s a bloody lie, but I have eaten a lot of weird things. So it should stand that I have also thrown up some very weird things. Now I’m not a Jackass reject or anything but I have experienced more than my share of expelling various ingredients. Coming from a rich history of spectacular drinking, I would not vomit so much when drunk but more so when hungover and typically with a limited variety of stomach contents. Here’s a brief list of things you may want to consider, and stuff you don’t wanna even think about, throwing up.

I recommend puking only:

  • Grape Gatorade. More refreshing than puking other flavors.
  • Lemon Lime soda
  • Water, provided you’re NOT hungover.
  • Lime Jello, I’ve never actually done this but it seems like it would be nice.

I do NOT recommend puking only:

  • Homemade pork fried rice with bacon bits
  • 10 Slices of Pizza
  • Carton of button mushrooms
  • Honey