Links – let someone else do things for a change.
No Top Chef tonight, so here are some links. You deserve it.
- This thing is messed up. I did it and it was weird. Just follow the directions (look at your mouse hand for best effect) and I promise it is not one of those “thing jumps out at you” gay ass fucking things. I promise. I hate those things.
- I really need to get my tumblr where I post all the racist emails I get some more traction. I guess what I’m saying is that if you don’t go to my tumblr and follow it, you are a dirty racist.
- I am going to get the HP Palm tablet when it comes out and use it to smash in the faces of people with iPads. Palm Pre forever!
- I have all my beer delivered by nubile starlets so I don’t need to put them in my fridge, but if I did have to I would pretend I invented this cool trick.
- Vange laughed about this for a whole day.
- This is bad ass and makes me want to build a computer out of ice just to one up this guy.
- The top 10 Ghost photographs. Well, according to the people who wrote the article. I would ask a ghost to judge, but that’s just me.
That’s enough. And since I don’t have any Padma Lakshmi to write about, I put a big giant picture of her after the jump. Maybe it IS the show that dresses her like an idiot.