According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan has expressed concern for Charlie Sheen after his latest drug scandal.
Charlie, I think I speak for everyone when I say, if Lindsay-fucking-Lohan is worried you’re doing too many drugs, it might be time to dial it down. That’s like Hitler walking up to someone and saying, “Hey, buddy, I get you’re not into equality, but don’t you think you’re being a little unfair?”
But, seriously, Charlie… good luck in rehab. If Hollywood has taught me anything, this is the last anyone will ever hear of you doing drugs.