First of all, this is kind of a double-feature post because it is not just about the hotness of one Mr. Anson Mount

Cullen Bohannon does New York?

Cullen Bohannon does New York?

…it is also about how you should all be watching Hell on Wheels. First of all, this will seem like a digression but too bad because this is my post, but have you people seen Deadwood? Because if you have not then you are dumb idiots. I will admit that I am in the middle of watching it so I haven’t seen it through to the finale so if something completely unacceptable happens then maybe I will change my tune but the best I can tell, the unacceptable thing that happened is that it was cancelled and never actually HAD a finale. So shame on you, HBO.

Anyway, if you have watched that show and enjoyed it then for the love of all that is great about TV, you should be watching Hell on Wheels.

OK, back to Anson. He is now and forever will be Cullen Bohannon. I am pretty sure that if I were (please God) to meet him in person I would be pretty confused if he wasn’t dressed like this, and possibly engaged in this exact activity:

If he's aiming a gun at you, you deserve it.

If he’s aiming a gun at you, you deserve it.

Without ruining this with spoilers, basically Cullen is a former Confederate soldier who is chasing and chased by various demons, trying to sort himself out on the edge of the frontier in a moving railroad town. He’s like the gunslinger version of the hooker with the heart of gold, kind of. Other bonus about this show: Common is a co-star.

OK, back to the main point of this post which is this:

More reasons to box this season, please, AMC.

More reasons to box this season, please, AMC.

Apparently, embarrassing as this is, he was also in that Britney Spears travesty, Crossroads. But, he looked like this, so I guess all is forgiven.

Oh hey, just casually showing you that I have this tattoo here. It's totally 2002.

Oh hey, just casually showing you that I have this tattoo here. It’s totally 2002.

In other words, whether you are pretending to be a banker or some such nonsense

Don't know what this is from, don't care.

Don’t know what this is from, don’t care.

or a misunderstood steelworker or whatever

Don't be so angry, Anson. We like you here on SG.

Don’t be so angry, Anson. We like you here on SG.

I don’t care. As long as you are on my tv/movie screen/interwebz. Oh and look you have an adorably ridiculous dog in this photo and it only makes you 100x more adorable.

Come on. I mean, COME ON. When are we getting married?

Come on. I mean, COME ON. When are we getting married? The dog is the ringbearer.