Editor’s note – I was supposed to publish this last week when it was actually his birthday but I’m a week late becuase I wanted Beans to sound crazy! — Acadia

Remember that time Christian Bale was done with that guy professionally? Well, long before that happened, I loved him. I loved him before he was Batman, though him being batman certainly didn’t make me love him any less. I didn’t even mind when he was a psycho killer because there’s something sexy about a guy with a temper and a bit of a crooked smile. I did say I like the bad boys, though before that whole “done with you professionally” incident happened, he seemed like such a sweet boy, and I liked him then too. He’s definitely a man of many moods and since today’s his birthday, I think we should celebrate him completely!