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Man Candy Monday – Eric Bana

Oh Eric, you sneaky devil you.

I don’t even remember when you showed up on my radar exactly… was it something random like The Hulk? Or maybe Munich? I have no idea. But aren’t you just delightful?

Just casually showing off my guns folks.

Just casually showing off my guns folks.

Oh, what’s that? You’re just relaxing all casually in a gray t-shirt? Of course you are.

Oh, just laughing charmingly at whatever you just said.

Oh, just laughing charmingly at whatever you just said.

And aren’t you rather dapper here?

Suit? Check. Hotness? Check.

Suit? Check. Hotness? Check.

Oh, you’re married, that’s nice.

You're lovely and all, but I'm married.

You’re lovely and all, but I’m married.

Actually, I think you are a sweet dad based on the photos I found of you paddle-boarding with your daughter but those don’t need to go here because it annoys me that people were harassing you on your vacation. But of note: you are looking pretty good, sir, in that bathing suit.

I don’t have anything else to add because it’s Monday and I’m tired but the point is just to ogle you so, you’re welcome.

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Jenn Martinelli

Don't let Acadia tell you he's the boss. I'm the real boss.

3 Comments

  1. Acadia Einstein

    He was Hulk in the first of the 14 Hulk movies, yes?

    Reply
    • Cider

      Correct. Well, he was Bruce Banner.

      Reply
      • Eva Halloween

        I always found that to be completely confusing.

        Reply

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