Hey folks, I’m reactivating the Man Candy Monday theme. Because I feel like the male gender needs to be objectified more often.
For my inaugural post I bring you: Matthew Fox.
Matthew Fox first worked his way into the hearts of every straight woman who watches television (and I assume some non-straight men as well) on Party of Five as the slightly commitment-phobic oldest brother with the heart of gold. Remember this guy?
I was in college when this show was on tv and I loved it deeply and truly. Forget any other guy on this show, it was Charlie or GTFO. (Sidenote: OMG REMEMBER WHEN CHARLIE GOT CANCER RIGHT BEFORE HIS WEDDING?)
OK then I don’t really know what happened… sorry Matthew Fox, I lost track of you for a while. But the next time he popped up on my radar was on Lost.
Hello, Nurse.
For a while I had a very hard time keeping track of characters on Lost because Matthew Fox was playing Jack, but also there was a Charlie (played by, of course, Dominic Monaghan) so I kept losing track of who people were. But my mental faculties aren’t the point here. The point is this:
And you know what else, even when he looks like this, and you kind of just want to give him a hug or buy him an ice cream or something, there’s something hot happening.
You know what else I like about him? He wants you, me, and everybody else to leave his family the eff alone:
What’s he been doing since Lost? Well he played a bad guy in Vantage Point and Alex Cross. Here he is in Alex Cross:
Whoa, what on earth is happening there? Matthew, please, you’re scaring me. A little less Picasso (his character in the Alex Cross movie) and a little more Jack or Charlie please. And I watched World War Z but somehow completely don’t remember that he was in it. No, it’s not because I was distracted by Brad Pitt. I’d take you over Brad any day, Matthew.
Finally, I leave you with the completely obvious fact that his last name is FOX. And, as the rule goes, every many automatically looks fantastic in a suit, you can imagine what Mr. Fox will do in one. Enjoy.
1: I saw that movie where he was all sinewy and it was the only movie Tyler Perry was in that I ever saw and it was weird.
2: Good post, perv.
3: Remind me to show you how the gallery thing works.
4: Damn that movie was messed up.
Hooray! Got called a perv by Acadia – achievement unlocked.
Also, his wife is awful looking.
Actually she’s fairly lovely, that’s just a terrible photo. Sorry Mrs. Matthew Fox. http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Matthew+Fox+Margherita+Ronchi+57th+Annual+gKu1iv7XlAEl.jpg
I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a single movie or show he’s been in.
Please remedy this at once. Seriously. Maybe watch the first 2 or 3 seasons of Lost and then just stop because the end will make you angry.