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Mansplaining Manspreading

Mansplaining Manspreading

Dear men: we, women, are aware that you have balls. We know that you probably like to sit with your legs spread so you don’t smash them. We, however, don’t care, when you are on public transportation, or anyplace else in public where personal space is at a premium. Please look at this real thing that actually just happened. I just point you to screenshots because there’s no need to re-type it all.

Manspreading Mansplained on Social Media

Dudes of the world – try harder.

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Jenn Martinelli

Don't let Acadia tell you he's the boss. I'm the real boss.

8 Comments

  1. Acadia Einstein

    I don’t care if you wear a bra. It would mean more money for the gallery coffers. DUMP ‘EM OUT!

    Reply
    • Cider

      I’ll kill you and spread your skin and organs all over the subway I sweatergod.

      Reply
  2. lonebannanadotcom

    Do you know what you can do to prevent having your sagging testicles from wandering about the 100 yard area around your crotch?

    Take a shower every day, and get yerself some boxer briefs, GADDAMIT. You’re an old man whose sac hangs lower than your self esteem, stop pretending you can pull off boxers. If you’re a young man whose balls hang low.. well sorry. you’ll never pull off boxers, anyway.

    Also, stop Neer-ing your balls. That’ll keep your sac from sticking to your legs. God put hair in our crotch and armpits to reduce friction; deal with it. All the women who you send unsolicited peen pics will delete the pics before they notice you’re as hairy as a muppet.

    Sorry you had to hear all that, venerable author.

    Reply
    • Cider

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I am dying.

      Reply
  3. Martin Conterez

    How f**king uncomfortable is it for the person who can’t sit because you need 3 f**king seats for that tootsie roll between your legs a**hole?

    Reply
    • Cider

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

      Reply
  4. SpocKirk

    You have no business telling us men what to do with our bodies.

    Reply
    • Cider

      Wrong again.

      Reply

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