Marissa Miller is Still Orange!
Marissa Miller was at the something casino in Vegas wearing a short dress. It sort of looks like chain mail to me which should be a detriment but it actually works. I think she is in the Heidi Klum category where she can wear anything and make it look good. Hefty bags? Yup, these ladies can pull it off. Bed sheets? No problem. Pull a Scarlett with the drapes, fuck yeah.
She also has the rare gift to present herself as a “normal” person. She’s gorgeous, absolutely. But she still appears approachable. Angelina, conversely, is otherworldly, remote, inaccessible. I can see Marissa taking out her trash or wiping the counters after spilling coffee. She’d look awesome doing it, but I can imagine her actually doing menial things like that. And then she’d take off in some outrageous convertible to go surfing and Consuela mops her floors and scrubs her toilets while she’s out.