Megan Fox: Statistical Outlier



I have this weird thing I do when I watch Dave and Conan.  When the guests come out, sit and cross their legs, I always look at the bottoms of their shoes.  For some reason, I am fascinated to see who is wearing brand spanking new shoes and who is wearing scuffed older ones.  In my informal and unscientific research, I have found that the bigger and more established the celeb, the more likely they are to have scuffed soles.  Random nobodies, new to the scene starlets and Paris Hilton tend to have pristine soles.*

I gathered up 50 some new pictures of Megan Fox and was shocked by the one up top.  She isn’t famous enough to wear scuffed shoes and for a photo shoot especially.  She skewed my data!  I always thought of her as Angelina Lite but that vibe isn’t coming through this set.  Hmm.  This is all disjointed and stupid.  I have new tongue pix, too.  Vote then look at all her albums.

Megan Fox

Megan Fox Tongue

Megan Fox (Mostly) Topless

*Their souls are another story altogether.

I started working for The Gallery back in 2006, reorganizing the Tongue Galleries, and somehow just became seduced by the oddity of celebrity tongues. From there, I built and created the mine from nothing and then began editing articles and now I do everything except worry about getting sued. Eat that, Acadia. Mister Big Shot!


  1. Joelle
    June 5, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Annoying talentless tranny bitch.

    There, I said it.

  2. Ballsack
    June 5, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    I want to bang her and the scuffy shoes thing makes her extra hot.


  3. vange
    June 6, 2009 at 1:32 am

    An hour after I wrote this, I was flipping channels and found a re-run of Dave and PARIS HILTON WAS THE GUEST!

  4. Acadia
    June 6, 2009 at 11:08 am

    I heard that Megan Fox has like a truncated thumb or something.

  5. vange
    June 7, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    Where would you hear that, WEIRDO

  6. Joelle
    July 14, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    She’s DEFORMED, vange!!!

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