Melissa Midwest Tongue

Acadia Einstein

As you probably guessed, Melissa Midwest is in special kissing movies.  I think she is super pretty and her tongue is probably in the middle category of the categories I didn’t invent yet.  And since she is considered an “amateur” who runs her own site she is also a small business person.  Go America!

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....

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