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Monday Punday – Volume 2

Monday Punday – Volume 2
you are a cutie pie pun

This is what I think of you, dear reader.

Puns to make you squeal in delight:

  • I used to go fishing with Skrillex, but he kept dropping the bass.
  • What’s the worst thing about having a party in outer space? You have to planet!
  • Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
  • I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
  • Yesterday a clown held open a door for me and I thought to myself, “That’s a nice jester.”
  • How do you make antifreeze?  You steal her blanket!
  • Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  • It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
  • Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own?  It was two tired.
  • So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means!? It’s not the end of the world!
  • I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
  • I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
  • I asked a Frenchman if he played video games and he said Wii.
  • Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.



About The Author


Sparks doesn’t know why he’s here. He just does techie things for the Gallery and, as a result, takes all the blame when sh!t’s broken. Because of this, Sparks has become best friends with fire water (aka whiskey) and antacids. When he’s not cursing Acadia for screwing up the site again, Sparks is a writer, poet, and published author. You can check out his stuff at

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