You Need Feminism, Ladies.

Categories:LOLZ, politics

The next woman who says she doesn’t “need feminism” is going to get a punch square in the face from me. This goes for girls, too, actually, those of you under 18. I’m not afraid to punch you. So straighten up and fly right.


Let me tell you about some of the things that feminism, which some of you ignorant idiots seem to think is a dirty word, has accomplished for you, you lazy ingrates:

  • You can vote
  • You can own property
  • You can have your own bank accounts and credit cards
  • You can have sports teams
  • You aren’t viewed as your husband’s property

Now let me tell you about some things that you still don’t have, which you obviously should, which you would never have if the concept of feminism were to disappear today:

  • Equal pay for equal work (nobody is talking about a receptionist being paid the same as the CEO, don’t be a basic b****)
  • Equal treatment in the workplace: For women, behavior that is often called “ambitious” for men is termed “bossy” or “abrasive”.
  • Freedom from Mansplaining: OK, this is a little tongue-in-cheek but seriously, look at this guy: Mansplaining With a Side of Racism
  • Many places in the world, all of the things in the first list are NOT rights that women have
  • Many places in the world, not only are the first list not rights that women have, women live with no control over their lives, bodies, rights, children, or daily decisions

Don’t you dare stand on the shoulders of women (and men) who have come before you, securing so many rights that you absolutely deserve, and piss on them, telling them that you don’t care or appreciate any of it, and that you don’t give a hoot about any of the rest of this.

If that’s how you feel then seriously, keep it to yourself or start looking into forming some “We Don’t Need Feminism” country that also doesn’t use the internet, and then go live there, and please don’t make the rest of us suffer your insane rantings anymore.

I'm the President of Not Helping Acadia at this site, as well as Editor-in-Chief because none of these monkeys whacking on keyboards can spell. My username has now been explained, you're welcome. If you don't like me I don't care. Become a writer for the site and post your own garbage then, you plebe.


  1. Ambra Vanderpool
    Ambra VanderpoolReply
    September 22, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    I’ve never thought too deeply on the subject. I see it everywhere, and it gets mocked and taken out of context so much that I just push it out of my head. I’m very glad to have read this.

    • Cider
      September 22, 2014 at 3:18 pm

      Yeah I think some people just don’t think about it, but I get really furious when people go out of their way to make a point of saying why they don’t need it when they clearly don’t know what it is.

  2. Roger Sherman
    Roger ShermanReply
    September 22, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    That mansplaining (nevermind that mansplain is an awful pejorative) is hysterical. What an ultra maroon.

    And I’ve done that! Many moons ago, back when I played drums for a living, I asked a girl in a back room what band her boyfriend played in…she said she was singing in the next band to go on. Red face, apologies, and I like to think I haven’t done it since…

    …but who knows…

    • Cider
      September 22, 2014 at 3:17 pm

      Unfortunately I’m sure I’ve done it too. It’s hard to break terrible habits when they permeate everything – but at least you redface apologized instead of explaining to her that she couldn’t possibly be in a band…

  3. Coley
    September 24, 2014 at 5:06 pm

    AMEN! Thank you for posting this.

    • Acadia Einstein
      September 24, 2014 at 10:12 pm

      I will have you know that I pay Cider 100% of what I pay the male writers. Which is nothing.

      • Cider
        September 30, 2014 at 9:58 am

        I can vouch for this.

    • Cider
      September 30, 2014 at 9:58 am

      You are welcome!

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