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Need a Roommate, Need a Gun, Want to Kill Roommates, Actually Kill Roommates: A Twitter Tale

Need a Roommate, Need a Gun, Want to Kill Roommates, Actually Kill Roommates: A Twitter Tale

Hi, Meet Zac. He needs roommates pretty often.

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/275153894609403904

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/307915886826774528

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/312045701263671296

But maybe he’s a little weird to live with, I don’t know, just a guess.

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/297216630562369536

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/297971429411004418

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/436269221018750976

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/522554792867278848

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/702027758633811969

But wait, things might be turning around for Zac!

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/738868491688644608

Hooray, he finally got that gun he’s been needing for all the killing he wants to do! Maybe some of his other issues will work out too!

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/594648081737515009

Look at that! His gun must have made him super popular. There’s now a competition to be his roommate!

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/765658088179249152

Oh, I guess he forgot to buy the bullets when he bought his gun.

http://twitter.com/Zac_Penton/status/766855751570628608

Uh oh. Wait, Zac, what about the other people who were in line to be your roommates? Maybe call them.

zac penton kills roommates

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Oh. Well played, America.

About The Author

Jenn Martinelli

Don't let Acadia tell you he's the boss. I'm the real boss.

4 Comments

  1. Acadia Einstein

    I think we can all agree that this is outstanding.

    Reply
    • Cider

      Outstanding reporting by your intrepid reporter! I even took screenshots of everything in case Twitter takes the tweets down. BAM.

      Reply
  2. Meridith

    it’s not like he didn’t warn everyone!

    Reply

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