Need a Roommate, Need a Gun, Want to Kill Roommates, Actually Kill Roommates: A Twitter Tale
Hi, Meet Zac. He needs roommates pretty often.
But maybe he’s a little weird to live with, I don’t know, just a guess.
But wait, things might be turning around for Zac!
Hooray, he finally got that gun he’s been needing for all the killing he wants to do! Maybe some of his other issues will work out too!
Look at that! His gun must have made him super popular. There’s now a competition to be his roommate!
Oh, I guess he forgot to buy the bullets when he bought his gun.
Uh oh. Wait, Zac, what about the other people who were in line to be your roommates? Maybe call them.
Oh. Well played, America.