My cheekbones could beat up your whole face by themselves.
New Jessica Biel pics. I asked the mine slaves staff to put in the pics of her topless from that stripper movie she did, but they didn’t do it. And then they hid them from me somehow even though I was the one who found them in the first place. Frigging wizards.
Anyway – there are a few new ones of her standing in front of a red thing wearing a green dress. And a jacket that is too small. She looks like Wonder Woman. And I bet she smells good, too. And even if she doesn’t smell good, I bet she stinks in that good way. The way my armpits smell. Not in the bad way like behind my ears sometimes. I don’t know what the hell gets back there. But look – we have more that 700 pictures of Jessica Biel – and the new ones are on top just you are imagining you are. Perv.
What stripper movie?
this is the single best post in gallery history.
One could strip those lips off of her and stay afloat in an emergency boat sinking.
I’m not even gonna ask what mine could be used for. Grrrr
Also, are there non-emergency boat sinkings?
Yours could be used for kissing, and putting lipstick marks on the rims of pure crystal high ball glasses – not by, or with me, mind you.
As to emergency boat sinkings, it depends on how prepared one is.
a bookmark?
Some movie where she shows her boobs cause she is playing a stripper and not the furniture kind.
I’m going to prepare my imaginary boat for emergency sinking by kissing a bunch of crystal high balls. mmm, tall glass men.