Cider

Other people already wrote about this but that’s fine, this is me writing about it so relax.

There’s a new tune out by Miss Eaves. It’s called “Thunder Thighs” and it’s amazing. This post is not about telling women how their bodies should be (skinny, curvy, athletic, etc.) so I’ll delete any stupid comments about that. This is just about feeling good about yourself as you are – let’s not pretend the most common feedback women hear is “you should have heavier thighs!”

Here are the lyrics – you’re welcome – followed by the music video.

chub rub the day is just heating up
so what these boy shorts are inching up
thick thighs sundress I’m lookin good

big butt these pants are tight enough
high cut want ’em to cover my gut
mom jeans all day why you mad tho
mom jeans all day why you mad

thigh highs rollin on a downslide
cuz my thighs are thick and wide
thick thighs they defy these tights man
thick thighs they defy these tights

thunder thighs
thunder thunder thighs
oh my got them thunder thighs
boom clack they smack when I stride
(repeat)

chub rub it’s hot thighs gonna touch
chub rub it’s hot but I’m not bothered
thick thighs sundress I’m lookin good
thick thighs sundress I’m lookin good

big butt these pants are tight enough
I’m stuck they only go halfway up
mom jeans all day why you mad tho
mom jeans all day why you mad

thunder thighs
thunder thunder thighs
oh my got them thunder thighs
boom clack they smack when I stride

thighs thick
thighs juicy
don’t be jelly when my thighs shake ooo-eeee

thunder thighs thick
thunder thunder thunder thighs thick
thunder thighs thick
thunder thighs thick

thighs thick
thighs juicy
don’t be jelly when my thighs shake ooo-eeee

This girl might be my favorite thing about the whole video:

Remember guys, #thickthighssavelives.

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2 Comments

  1. The Hungry Dog's Lair (Martin Conterez)
    June 13, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    This song is everything.

    • Cider
      CiderReply
      June 14, 2017 at 8:23 am

      I love it so much!

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