These may not all be from NYC, but I hope they are. There really isn’t anyplace like it. If you live in America and you haven’t been there, go before you go someplace stupid like Texas or France. Go see a piece of America that’s just as much a piece of the ‘Heartland’ as all of those mid-west rectangle states. I bet people in Nebraska don’t leave notes like these on people’s cars due to their bad parking. Then again, there probably isn’t that big of a parking crunch in Nebraska, so there you go.
Have fun with these. They sort of make me want to piss someone off here in Charlotte to see if they write a note. I’ll report back later unless some hillbilly shoots me!
I have to admit that as a former New Yorker, I have both written and received notes like these. Be glad we just leave notes…when our real impulse is key your car. Way better than the passive aggressive Southern way of handling the situation, which goes something like “Well, now looks like you had some trouble parking…well bless your heart”
I was going to say the same thing. If it’s NYC you’re lucky the windows aren’t smashed in for a three am car alarm wake up call.
First of all, yes, yes we are wonderful people! 😉 The goddamn best!
Secondly, I laughed my ass off at every last one of them! The lady that wrote the pink note is originally from Connecticut, though, I gotta tell you. We don’t waste time on politely worded sarcasm. Straight for the jugular, yo!
You also could have milked these by making each one a post on its own, I swear. Classics, each and every one of ’em! Now, watch how @%#*^?& close you park to my *#&@?$!! car next time, you @#&~$! fuck! I’ll ream you a new one!! 😉
Boston and New York always make me want to have an old Buick with no hubcaps that I can park and drive with immunity.
Pissed off Notes 4: LOL!!
Those are so funny! I love the first one!
ROOD!
This is how it’s done here in L.A.: They write a generic PO’d note on their computer, nicely laid out (probably done by a graphic artist wannabe), send it to Kinko’s and make a bunch of copies for everyone in their neighborhood to use. I was the recipient of one of those (it was the Fairfax district, famous for its tight parking situation), and it really annoyed me because these people don’t take into account that maybe I had to park around some other jerk who has since moved their stupidly-parked car. So I took the Kinko’s note, wadded it up and littered their street with it. Assholes.
In New York, on the other hand, the notes are always deserved. Because that’s the way New Yorkers roll.
………………….minus “WONDERFUL”!!
I left a really nasty note on some guy’s windshield after he past us doing over 50 mph in a 34 mph area with a kid in the car. A couple miles down the road, we watched him almost rearend someone who was turning. So we ended up following him to Smitty’s Cinema and leaving him a nasty note about being a piss poor protector of a young child. I can’t remember what else we wrote, but I was pissed off.