Not an April Fool’s Joke (Well, Kind of).

Acadia Einstein

Oh this picture is gonna get used a lot.

So this is not really an April Fool’s Joke on YOU.  But it is on the people in the Batcave.  Sort of?  See, they have been bitching that they have not gotten any new people in a while so I want you all to sign up and bother them.  Or have fun.  I don’t care.  Here is the run down of the forums.

  • Free for All is filled with idiots and is where Carnival Friday is held.
  • Current Affairs is filled with Conservatives so if you are a liberal you can have a good fight and if you aren’t then you can agree with everyone.
  • Entertainment is pretty meh, though the movies you just watched thread proves that we watch a lot of movies.

Anyway.  The people in the cave are always bitching about something so I am hoping you can go in there and push them around or something.  No trolling.  I see goatse or anything in there and I will come to your fucking house and punch your babies.  And if you are a dude…I call your nuts babies.  But other than that, talk to cats and talen and Ballsack and bustedstr8 and vange and others.

Maybe not Ballsack.

And you may as well do it cause this post is staying up until Friday Nineties.  Carnival Friday tomorrow night should be extraordinary.  I’m sure.

I have run the site since 2005. And I have to say I am pretty damn proud of it. I wrote the book Whalewolf (sold on and am not even close to tired so I am just going to keep going. I was born in Portland, Maine and I currently live in New York and Charlotte, North Carolina. I keep hoping that at some point all these weird rebels are gonna say: "SURPRISE!" and act normal. Eight years and counting....


  1. Talen
    April 1, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    I highly recommend all the douchebags in the batcave…especially Ballsack. Here’s hoping that Friday Carnival is as good as last weeks!
    .-= Talen´s last blog ..The Buddha =-.

  2. catswiththumbs
    April 1, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    I live in the cave and would appreciate a glass of water. Thank you. Bless you. Allah Akbar. Whatever. We need nourishment.
    .-= catswiththumbs´s last blog ..U.S. Navy Donates F-14 Fighters to Greenpeace =-.

  3. Acadia
    April 1, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    put the fucking lotion in the basket

  4. Talen
    April 2, 2010 at 10:44 am

    Well, looks like the recruitment drive isn’t going to well. Might have to drive down to the local homeless shelter like you did the last time.
    .-= Talen´s last blog ..The Buddha =-.

  5. Joelle
    April 2, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    You can talk to me too, but i’m really very boring.

    And kind of a bitch…
    .-= Joelle´s last blog ..Not an April Fool’s Joke (Well, Kind of). =-.

  6. Heidi
    April 2, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    No caves for me . LOL

  7. Talen
    April 2, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    @ Heidi….lol ….giggles…lol
    .-= Talen´s last blog ..The Buddha =-.

  8. gaggy
    April 2, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    What happened to war? 🙁 That is what I want.

  9. vange
    April 4, 2010 at 11:09 am

    War is some old school shit! Demand a return! But, be warned, it will likely bring Bumba back.

  10. midge
    April 4, 2010 at 9:40 pm


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