what?

I know as much about Oasis as I do about the banner pic I chose for this post.  On the left you see long-face and no-pupil put tape on their titties and there is also a guy with shorts.  As for Oasis, they are two brothers.  One is actually a woman or else they would not have made the name of their band a sentence spoken by the man one. “Oh, a sis?” he asked when looking at his womanly brother.  Or they are from Qatar and the awesomest place in their land was the Oasis.

Either way I remember this song being famous and something about the brothers being douche bags.  That’s fine with me.  I think they should both come back to life (if they’re dead) and completely try to have a comeback.  And they should make lots of awesome puns with their names.  Zombie Oasis guys jumping out in front of crowds and stopping them and saying WHOA…asis?  That’s gold!  Video, lyrics and absolutely zero large breasted blonde women after the jump!

Oasis – Wonderwall

Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
By now you shoulda, somehow, realized what you gotta do
I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

Back beat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out
I’m sure you’ve heard it all before but you never really had a doubt
I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don’t know how

Because maybe
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You’re my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day but they’ll never throw it back to you
By now you shoulda somehow realized what you’re not to do
I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

And all the roads that lead you there were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don’t know how

I said maybe
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You’re my wonderwall

I said maybe
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You’re my wonderwall

I said maybe
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
You’re gonna be the one that saves me