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Oh, Summer!

Do you love the tags still on? Very naughty Minnie Pearl, no?

I woke up to ice and snow today and it is beeeeeyewteeful!  But!  I have to go to work and driving in it and walking in it makes me less happy.  So I cranked the heat to 83 and put on my bikini.  This really isn’t working for me.  Not for nothing, but February is when swim wear hits the stores and I am excited to shop!  Maybe I should play hooky from work and go to the mall.  I wonder if I would appreciate this winter weather more from a Mexican beach.  Hmm.  I have no money and no vacation time.

After realizing that, let’s just say I have taken heed of a few requests for “mor boobs” and I aim to please.  And then I found this joke and figured it was good for a snowy Thursday.

Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border.  They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business.  By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets.

Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it.  John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed.  John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds.

The third time down and back up, and he had several open wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body.  Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the world was going on.

John replied, “I’m not sure. Do you know what “pinata” means?”

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13 Comments

  1. loolpooq

    never heard that joke before

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  2. Hoodwinked

    The Tag “mor boobs” is misleading. When one clicks it, it does NOT lead to ‘mor boobs’ as it would lead one to believe, but instead leads to this single posts…AGAIN!

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  3. Talen

    My what a lovely pair…ifin you need some help getting those tags off let me know.

    And maybe someone should explain to Hoodwinked that if you click the tab more boobs you get put into an infinity loop of hot smokin Vange boobness and that is never a bad thing!

    Now, lets be serious for a moment…I truly think that this post should be a weekly feature where vange shows us a new bikini each week…with the tags on you can take them back anyway. So how about you dweebs…will we have a weekly feature of Vange goodness or not!

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  4. Talen

    Ps. You should name the pictures more appropriately for the googlebots…New clothes 062-b doesn’t cut it…it should have an alt tag that reads ” Vange showing off her tits again” see what I did there?

    Oh, and some ass shots would be appreciated as well…

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  5. Acadia

    You can’t return bathing suits you dolt.

    If people bought ads we could buy bathing suits and keep them.

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  6. C.Taylor

    I’ll bet everyone had to Google “Minnie Pearl” to get the reference.

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  7. Talen

    You can return bathing suits…especially if they still have tags on them….my ex did it all the time.

    What, do you think they throw bathing suits away at the store when women try them on? Or did you think they have disposable nylon panties to wear before they try on bikini’s. This give men an Idea…I could get moderately rich off this..okay, maybe not moderately rich but handsomely flush with singles…

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  8. VetTech

    You can so return bathing suits…as long as the (not) sanitary strip is still in the crotch and the tags are still on.

    Nice suit ‘Vange! The joke was cute too 🙂

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  9. Acadia

    They don’t let me return the bikini’s I buy. You can all go to hell.

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  10. vange

    @C.Taylor: I’m like a cultural Renaissance man!

    @VetTech: Thanks!

    @Talen: Tittie Tuesdays?

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  11. midge

    That bikini needs Jamaica. sigh

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  12. ChuckWow

    Uh… If no one was buying tickets there would be nothing to watch.

    Nicely proportioned boobies !

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  13. C.Taylor

    Oh by the way, Vange, what do you do with your old bikinis? Before you discard any, please let me know. I’ll even send you a SASE with Ziploc bags to save you the costs. 😉

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