This is how they draw Lois Lane in the comics now.  She has nice cans.

This is how they draw Lois Lane in the comics now. She has nice cans.

I weeded out the 450 news items that I had already seen, cause I figure since I am the slowest person on the whole Internet, then if I have already seen it then EVERYONE else must have, too.  But the ones that are left were new to me and some of them were funny.  Not as funny as the time when I paid $10.00 for a classified ad in the paper that said: “Place your ad in this space for only $20.00!”  I suck at business.  My latest idea to have the site generate revenue was to say: SEND ME MONEY in a post about Funny Newspaper items.  How lame is that?  *checks Paypal* …pretty lame.  Anyway – those pics are funny so go look at them.