Author:
Cider

Dear Mary’s Daughter: You Shouldn’t Listen to Your Mom

You may remember that I wrote this article as a rebuttal to Mary Ramirez earlier this month. Well, not only did she write a frustrating follow up claiming that liberals are intolerant jerks (by the way, citing none of our twitter conversation during which I didn’t tell her even once to die in a fire), she…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Bald Japanese Guys are Perfect Example of the End of Days

So apparently middle-aged, bald, Japanese guys needed to bond so they started a club and had a little bald guy olympics.  The event, which is held every year, features dudes putting suction cups on their shiny melons and having a little tug of war.  According to one happy participant, 64 year old Masatomo Sasaki: “I…

Author:
Cider

New Strangeful Things Episode! UFOs!

So listen, we recorded a new episode of Strangeful Things, and it’s about UFOs! Whether you think there are aliens flying around over Texas (Acadia) or not (Jenn) and whether you have an amazing southern accent (BNev) or not (Jenn), you will find something to enjoy in this episode. Plus, we are having a contest…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Trump and Russia and Fake News and OMG STFU

A few thoughts on this whole Trump and Russia thing.  I’m writing about it because “Contradicting Trump” is trending on Twitter this morning and a lot of people seem to be using the fact that Russia is confirming there was contact between themselves and Trump people as PROOF!  I think this is a good example…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Charlotte McKinney Sunday – Buy a Bathing Suit that Fits!

Good week / bad week for  Charlotte.  She got on the cover of OCEAN DRIVE magazine but all anyone yapped about was that monster Kate Upton because of SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.  But then Charlotte decided to go to the beach because that seems to be the only thing rich people do in the winter.  I guess…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

The Valentine’s Day Bandit – since 1976

In my hometown, someone, or a bunch of someone’s, hangs red hearts on white background all over the city on the night before Valentine’s Day.  We call him/her/them the Valentine’s Day Bandit and it makes me happy every year to see that it still happens after 41 years. This year, as you can see in…