Author:
Acadia Einstein

The Just Released Dark Tower Poster & What I Think it Means

What a surprise today when I saw someone retweet Idris Elba sharing the first teaser poster from The Dark Tower, starring Elba and based on the Stephen king novel, series of novels, canon of stories from basically the beginning of his career until now.  The poster tells me a lot, but if you are not familiar…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Charlotte McKinney Sunday – Gah, when does Baywatch come out?

I gotta be honest, folks,  It never once occurred to me that I was going to be hard up for material doing a weekly post on Charlotte McKinney.  She’s a popular model who is working hard to get into movies.  She was bullied, dropped out of high school, talks about her boobs all the time,…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Monster Mania 36 – Convention Review

Last Saturday I headed down to Cherry Hill, NJ to check out the Monster Mania convention.  I am glad I did and I have some fun pics down below.  As far as I’m concerned, there are four major parts of a convention, and that’s how my reviews are going to be structured.  Those parts are:…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

My Actual Irish Heritage

St. Patrick’s Day is the day when everyone is Irish.  But for anyone with any Irish in them at all, you are always Irish.  There is always some sort of rounding up involved when we describe ourselves.  I live in Matthews, North Carolina which borders Charlotte.  But if someone asks me where I live, I…

Author:
Cider

Happy Birthday, BNev!

Guys, it’s BNev‘s birthday. Please wish her a good one, full of boxes of wine, tacos, and good behavior from CNev – and completely without slow walkers, people who get mad when you help them, and passive-aggressive peeps. Happy Birthday, BNev! We love you!

Dad Jokes are Awesome Puns
Author:
Sparks

A Pun and a Dad Joke Walked into a Bar

The Pun Is The Highest Form of Humor We’ll start right here.  If you don’t agree with this, you should probably reexamine your entire life.  People who groan, sigh, or roll their eyes at a good pun or dad joke obviously don’t get it.  Puns are simply awesome.  I mean, not everyone can pun, right?…

you don't know haiku
Author:
Sparks

You Don’t Know Jack – About Haiku

  Ok lissen up, you lousy bass turds; I’m going to be dropping some heavy fecal matter on you here. Impotent stuff, so pay attention dammit.   I’m not talking about the truth behind Donald Trump’s hair, although if I did tell you that you’d not sleep for a week.   I’m not giving you…