Author:
Acadia Einstein

Picture Perfect: The Easiest Game Ever

It’s time to play another game. This is the easiest one we run and it is, perhaps, the most fun. The rules are VERY simple: We post pictures of various things with a gallery sign in it. You duplicate the pics and send them to us. We post them. The person who gets the most…

Author:
Maitland

Look, man, I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in my tailpipe!

USA Basketball is going about things all wrong. Can’t really blame them, though. They started the concept of crushing Angolans and, when they find themselves at a podium with a Bronze around their neck, it just doesn’t sit well with…wait, who exactly is upset when USA Basketball doesn’t win a gold? Fans? The President? Oh,…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

We Accomplished Something

What did we accomplish?  Well – we have over 2000 Celebrity Tongue Pictures in our photo section now.  Why?  Because we needed to be the best at SOMETHING.  And we chose that.  So go take a look.  We are very proud of ourselves.  And Evangeline deserves 99.9% of the credit.  And we need to give…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

This is how fads should work.

If you don’t know about YTMND – now is your chance to get acquainted.  I am going to show you how they (and by they I mean the people that…work there?  I don’t know) take something and keep messing with it until it gets old. Usually it starts out as something simple.  Like this clip…

Author:
Gallery

Is That How it’s Done in England?

By now, most of you have probably seen the blood transport outside of Amy Winehouse’s flat now but exactly how does that work? Do you call and say that you need some blood? Do they offer this in the United States? What if I want plasma? What if I’m a vampire? Imagine the safety issues…

Author:
harry hussein ellis

Who’d Win In A Fight?

I came across some distressing photos of Madonna while browsing the internet tubes recently. Really, when did she become a zombified Chernobyl survivor? Oh yes, ten years ago. My first thought is, who can protect us from a megalomaniacal ghoul whose unhingable vagina is the place where lost souls go to die? The great hero…

Author:
harry hussein ellis

Movies So Bad, They May As Well Have Been Porn

Have you ever sat through a movie that had no redeeming qualities? Movies that Uwe Boll wouldn’t direct, with scripts that Steve Guttenberg (r.i.p) & Roddy Piper would toss in the trash can? I’ve seen some shit that made me think the filmmakers would’ve been better off breaking out the baby oil and hiring fluffers…