Dad Jokes are Awesome Puns
Author:
Sparks

A Pun and a Dad Joke Walked into a Bar

The Pun Is The Highest Form of Humor We’ll start right here.  If you don’t agree with this, you should probably reexamine your entire life.  People who groan, sigh, or roll their eyes at a good pun or dad joke obviously don’t get it.  Puns are simply awesome.  I mean, not everyone can pun, right?…

you don't know haiku
Author:
Sparks

You Don’t Know Jack – About Haiku

  Ok lissen up, you lousy bass turds; I’m going to be dropping some heavy fecal matter on you here. Impotent stuff, so pay attention dammit.   I’m not talking about the truth behind Donald Trump’s hair, although if I did tell you that you’d not sleep for a week.   I’m not giving you…

Author:
Cider

Charlotte McKinney Sunday: Sans Acadia

Apparently Acadia is too exhausted from doing things like this yesterday to write his Charlotte McKinney post, so I’m doing it. Because I’m a team player. So mostly BNev and I enjoy making fun of Acadia’s obsession with Charlotte and I don’t have anything against her but I don’t see anything especially amazing to report on,…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

Updating the Logo – Poll Time!

The pic on the left is a variation of the original logo for the site.  Those lips were the lips of the site until the great schism and then they got replaced with Viv the Cigarette Girl.  So we have had her for a looong time and since last year was the 10th anniversary year…

Author:
Acadia Einstein

This Woman does NOT COUNT for International Women’s Day!

Seriously you can’t let Felicia Farruggia get included in any of the important festivities today.  She is a poor drug-addled soul who was in labor, and, I quote:  …demanded to be injected with heroin and methamphetamine before 911 could be called. The NEW HAMPSHIRE (I put that all in caps so people will realize that…

Freedom of Religion for All
Author:
Sparks

Open Letter to Those Supporting Muslim Ban 2.0

President Trump issued “Muslim Ban 2.0” this week and it’s more of the same. If you’re from one of six Muslim majority countries that have no history of terrorism on American soil, you can expect to be penalized and put in the penalty box when coming to the United States. Simply because you’re probably Muslim….