What?  I like penguins.  They are like the Ostriches of the Ice.  Or the Fish of the Land.  I can’t decide which is more majestic.  Also, you never hear penguins crying about how their arthritic knees hurt them when it gets cold.  Why?  Well, I’m not 100% sure they have knees, and it is always cold where they live.  So maybe you queer scientists should be squeezing out some penguin juice to cure arthritis!

Also the video after the jump has a penguin and it’s funny.  And it’s from Sweden I think.  Or Spain.  Whoever they are they talk foreign the dirty shitters.  Don’t let them ruin the penguin stuff for you, though.  I’m awfully racist.