What? I like penguins. They are like the Ostriches of the Ice. Or the Fish of the Land. I can’t decide which is more majestic. Also, you never hear penguins crying about how their arthritic knees hurt them when it gets cold. Why? Well, I’m not 100% sure they have knees, and it is always cold where they live. So maybe you queer scientists should be squeezing out some penguin juice to cure arthritis!
Also the video after the jump has a penguin and it’s funny. And it’s from Sweden I think. Or Spain. Whoever they are they talk foreign the dirty shitters. Don’t let them ruin the penguin stuff for you, though. I’m awfully racist.
The weirdest thing about Hawaii was seeing penguins.
You people dont appreciate Penguins!
That was so cute. Now I want a pet penguin.
That rocks! I hear that not only are penguins friendly pet like creatures, but when lightly salted and placed in oak casks, will last in the hold of a man-o-war through the tropics and still be quite tasty months later.
Pass the penguin
the penguin is lost and trying to get home, he came in search of a better life but when he arrived he saw jersey shore took one look at snooki realized it was to late for humanity and is now wanting get home to report back to the rest of the penguins
Snooki looks like a penguin.
Forget about the penguin on the helipad, where are there 7 Hooters rejects from 1984 on the whateverthatis… ?
The only thing I could think when I( saw that picture was, “Yes girls, that’s what having a penis feels like.”