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People are Annoying

annoying-book1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.” Damn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4 When people say “it’s always the last place you look.” Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film “did you see that?” No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask “Can I ask you a question?” Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is”new and improved!” Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn’t be new.

8 When people say “life is short.” What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here, dumbass?

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4 Comments

  1. Nehh

    I have come across people who have these annoying habits but I really don’t like people who can’t stop talking or blabbering about themselves..I just nod and say uh-huh few times.. pretend to be listening..problem solved.

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  2. Tina T

    How about people that start a sentence with “Now don’t take this personally, but…” I’m not going to like what comes next, and if you really didn’t want me to take it personally you would have kept your mouth shut.

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  3. sexy legs and body

    Great post, love the reasons. There is another one, “dont take offence but…” if there is the remote chance that I may be offended, then do not say it, it just might more than likely p*^ me off, and then I will be offended.
    Colin.

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  4. Stacey

    That was great – as I was reading it my husband came over and was reading it over my shoulder but asking me about it at the same time. Hey, how about letting me read through it first before asking stupid questions???

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