Thanks to biz from the Batcave for this! He made it up his own self! Also – after dicking around with trying to post it all fancy, I found out I could just paste the whole thing in – hooray for lazy!– Acadia
1) South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford
It seems like it was just yesterday that this guy was begging for privacy.

so he didn’t have to talk about the woman in Argentina he was schlepping. Maria Belen Chapur- (pics of her after the jump)

because his wife, Jenny Sanford, apparently wasn’t ‘all that.’

really, this guy could give busted a run for his money.
the emails
Two, mutual feelings …. You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light – but hey, that would be going into sexual details …Three and finally, while all the things above are all too true – at the same time we are in a hopelessly – or as you put it impossible – or how about combine and simply say hopelessly impossible situation of love. How in the world this lightening strike snuck up on us I am still not quite sure. As I have said to you before I certainly had a special feeling about you from the first time we met, but these feelings were contained and I genuinely enjoyed our special friendship and the comparing of all too many personal notes …
2) The Entire Democrat side of the HOR
Today they’re trying to ram through the single largest tax bill in history, loosely disguised as a global warming bill.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124588837560750781.html
Currently the bill is over 1200 pages. Has anyone read it? or is this Porkulus Redux.
Will we ever find out?
3) lil’ Kim from North Korea
what was he going to launch on the 4th of july? fireworks? fire shower? COOL!
http://www.usnews.com/articles/news/wor … tates.html
serious-K-I-M! touches his chin.

Happy-K-I-M! also touches his chin!

4) All adolescent boys 14 and under. Right?
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I said it before and I will say it again – Sanford should have gotten a hooker.
MJ stole Farrah’s thunder.
and somewhere Jon & Kate + 8 are probably pissed right now. Whose going to get the cover of Us Weekly now? Not them, that’s for sure.
About the Governor, I think you meant the woman he was schtupping….he was schlepping to schtup the Argentinia husband stealer. Who are you Chris Matthew’s with your dicey use of yiddish?
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