According to Snopes the New England Journal of Medicine never published an article proving it’s heart healthy to ogle women’s breasts. That may be true but I’m always cheered up by the definitely not safe for work video at the end. It has kittens in it. I love kittens. I also have sympathy for the San Francisco driver who couldn’t identify the woman who rammed his car in a parking space dispute.
Police Captain Greg Corrales told the San Francisco examiner: “The victim was able to describe the suspect as having a low cut dress. He was also able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage.”
The suspect is still at large but thousands of men are still looking for them…I mean her.
I feel much better now, thank you.
My employer says you owe them for my lost productivity.
Boobies. Boobies boobies boobies. Kitties. Kitties kitties kitties. Oh….damn it.
Women everywhere are planning to unbutton a few buttons and ram your cars like it’s a demolition derby!
Pfft. We already had that scheduled.