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It was a perfect disguise

How to Describe a Suspect Tip One: There are no concealed weapons there. Look at her face

How to Describe a Suspect Tip One: There are no concealed weapons there. Look at her face

According to Snopes the New England Journal of Medicine never published an article proving it’s heart healthy to ogle women’s breasts. That may be true but I’m always cheered up by the definitely not safe for work video at the end. It has kittens in it. I love kittens. I also have sympathy for the San Francisco driver who couldn’t identify the woman who rammed his car in a parking space dispute.

Police Captain Greg Corrales told the San Francisco examiner: “The victim was able to describe the suspect as having a low cut dress. He was also able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage.”

The suspect is still at large but thousands of men are still looking for them…I mean her.

NSFW

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9upTLWRZTfw&oref

 

 

 

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5 Comments

  1. jethro

    I feel much better now, thank you.

    Reply
  2. Cornmeal

    Boobies. Boobies boobies boobies. Kitties. Kitties kitties kitties. Oh….damn it.

    Reply
  3. Sangfroid

    Women everywhere are planning to unbutton a few buttons and ram your cars like it’s a demolition derby!

    Reply
    • Eva Halloween

      Pfft. We already had that scheduled.

      Reply

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