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Pics I don’t know why I have – Part 10

The road is so tantalizingly close.

The road is so tantalizingly close.

The picture is not the important thing.  Please remember that.  So you are going mudding or whatever and you have your girlfriend in the car and then you get stuck.  So there is your girlfriend in her jean skirt and her t-shirt and giant belt sitting in the car.  What do you do?

A:  Tell her to stay in the car until you find someone to help.

B:  Help her climb out onto the hood so that she could jump onto the still muddy but less goopy road?

C:  Get out, walk around the car, have her get out and take her picture?

If you guessed C, then you are awesome.  I wish I had the next picture where she flips him off.  And then the next 10 pictures where she just keeps sinking.  I think the last few pictures in the series are what the police call: evidence.

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Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.


  1. Hotspur

    Not sure I’d date a girl that has SIXTY 9 on her tee-shirt. I mean it’s either SIXTY NINE or 69. It would be even more retarded to have 60 NINE, but I have to draw the line somewhere.

  2. Susan Helene Gottfried

    Actually, I was trying to figure out why she’d wear a jeans skirt off-roading in the first place, but then, I’m not a skirt kinda gal.

  3. vettech1215

    I am so sure this was both a first and last date.


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