Goggles protect my eyes.  Soda protects my...lack of soda.

Goggles protect my eyes. Soda protects my...lack of soda.

I used to have water fights when I was younger.  I never though of having a soda handy just in case I got thirsty in the midlle of the…water fight.  Ever drink water out of a squirt gun?  Yeah, you have.  It tastes funny.  So having a soda would be a help.  Then again, I never wore goggles when I was in a water fight, either.  So maybe their squirt guns are filled with bleach or pee.

If that’s the case, then I hope he didn’t get any in his soda.