Space Dummy Enterprises offers you this limited edition Blue Space Dummy with a see through chest plate, invisible arms, …skin eyes and a weird plastic suffocation sheet over its weird nose and blowjorb mouth.  This amazing specimen can be yours for only $150.00.  And by that I mean the picture cause that is all I have.  WTF am I, some kind of weirdo?  I don’t need no SPACE sex dummy.  I have Earthling Sex Dummies.  Like, seven.  They’re dwarfs.  And I wear a lovely blue dress.

Don’t judge me.