Yep, even Dog the Bounty Hunter and his cosmically-titted cartoon wife would fail in the face of the squirrel below.  There’s not a ton of things to say about this except to list out some other kinds of dogs that the mother squirrel in the pics below would kick the ass of.  Oh, and if you want to correct my grammar, suck it.  A preposition is a wonderful thing to end a conversation with.  So now on to the dogs!

  • Hong Kong Phooey
  • Dynomutt
  • Scooby Doo
  • Scrappy Doo
  • Lassie
  • Rin Tin Tin
  • Other TV Dog?
  • Marmaduke
  • Howard Huge

Who the frig was Rin Tin Tin?  Who would name a dog that?  Rin?  Is he made out of tin?  Two tins?  Is Howard Huge really that big?  Like – HUGE big?  Would he win in a fight against Marmaduke?  Would Grug Blug Blug be as good of a name as Rin TIn Tin?  What if we ate wiffles and played waffle ball?  Someone answer at least one of those questions and everyone look at this squirrel kick that dog’s ass.  And you have to click them in order, they tell a story!