Yep, even Dog the Bounty Hunter and his cosmically-titted cartoon wife would fail in the face of the squirrel below. There’s not a ton of things to say about this except to list out some other kinds of dogs that the mother squirrel in the pics below would kick the ass of. Oh, and if you want to correct my grammar, suck it. A preposition is a wonderful thing to end a conversation with. So now on to the dogs!
- Hong Kong Phooey
- Dynomutt
- Scooby Doo
- Scrappy Doo
- Lassie
- Rin Tin Tin
- Other TV Dog?
- Marmaduke
- Howard Huge
Who the frig was Rin Tin Tin? Who would name a dog that? Rin? Is he made out of tin? Two tins? Is Howard Huge really that big? Like – HUGE big? Would he win in a fight against Marmaduke? Would Grug Blug Blug be as good of a name as Rin TIn Tin? What if we ate wiffles and played waffle ball? Someone answer at least one of those questions and everyone look at this squirrel kick that dog’s ass. And you have to click them in order, they tell a story!
Rin tin tin’s were good luck dolls given to GI’s during WWI. The original dog was found in a shelled out kennel.
Or Mrs Dog aka as Betty Smith calls her weapons of mass feminine distraction tin,tin and Rin.
Dog (the one in the first picture), and his clan are a hint of what the world will be like when trailer trash get complete control. This guy is a jerk, and I can’t believe he got back on the air after his racist rant. And everyone who believes everything in that “reality show” is real needs to check out the ocean front property I’ve got for sale in Kentucky.
I have a couple of squirrels like that in my backyard. I hate them, and they hate me. As for Dog and his boobs, I mean wife. That must be an old picture because he looks a whole lot worse now than he did then.
Oh, for the love of Benji. Dog bites man is not news, squirrel bites dog is internet gold. Also, I think waffle ball sounds sticky.
I love squirrels but there was one that used to try and attack my cats through a screened window…nutty buggers.
I used to think it might be fun to hunt squirrels, like my human’s cat before me did (she killed several every summer). But after seeing this photo series, I think maybe that’s not such a good idea.
Hey Sparkle, is the cat before you still available for house calls? I. Hate. Squirrels.
Don’t forget Dog from Pettycoat Junction. According to Wiki that was his moniker in the series but his real name was Higgins. Wasn’t Higgins Magnum PI’s man servant?
But I digress. Higgins, of Pettycoat Junction fame, went on to find stardom as… anyone? Anyone?
That’s right. Benji.
I wonder: this so called BOUNTY HUNTER still lives in the ICE-AGE, folks?
……………….let’s wake him.