Actually, I don’t think it stands for that.  But I do know that the following PMS amusingness was gathered from across the Internets by a loyal reader and given to me so I could wreck it.  But I don’t think I wrecked it.  I even included the original joke, which was probably original back when people had to fax things to each other.

What does PMS Mean?

  1. Pass My Shotgun
  2. Psychotic Mood Shift
  3. Perpetual Munching Spree
  4. Puffy Mid-Section
  5. People Make me Sick
  6. Provide Me with Sweets
  7. Pardon My Sobbing
  8. Pimples May Surface
  9. Pass My Sweatpants
  10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
  11. Plainly Men Suck
  12. Pack My Stuff

…and my favorite one…

Potential Murder Suspect