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PMS Stands for Punch my Sister

Actually, I don’t think it stands for that.  But I do know that the following PMS amusingness was gathered from across the Internets by a loyal reader and given to me so I could wreck it.  But I don’t think I wrecked it.  I even included the original joke, which was probably original back when people had to fax things to each other.

What does PMS Mean?

  1. Pass My Shotgun
  2. Psychotic Mood Shift
  3. Perpetual Munching Spree
  4. Puffy Mid-Section
  5. People Make me Sick
  6. Provide Me with Sweets
  7. Pardon My Sobbing
  8. Pimples May Surface
  9. Pass My Sweatpants
  10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
  11. Plainly Men Suck
  12. Pack My Stuff

…and my favorite one…

Potential Murder Suspect

About The Author

Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.

7 Comments

  1. loolpooq

    Please More Spaghetti

    Reply
  2. Wilmaryad O'Scallas

    1st, LMAO!
    2nd, you and I must be blogging twins. I just wrote about men with PMS.

    Whatchu mean it’s exclusive to women? Read my latest post and you’ll be proven wrong.

    Now, do you ladies know of tampons that don’t interfere with ball-scratching?

    Reply
  3. vange

    I’m so glad none of this applies to me and my sweet, stable disposition.

    Reply
  4. Jen

    In three more days I would not have found these funny at all.

    Reply
  5. jon

    they are funny now?

    Reply
  6. VetTech

    I think “oranges” is the funniest pic LOL!

    Reply
  7. Robyn - CCD

    Oh I love the Xena picture. That is what she is yelling I am sure

    Reply

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