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Podcaturday – New Name for Beans and Melzer Contest

The file is late again and I blame the non-me contingent of my little triplex.  See, apparently getting a Visa and being allowed into the state has made Melzer a drunk.  Hudock has always been pretty much a paint-huffer but I had higher hopes for Melz.  But nope.  Now that he can come to America he told me after the show that his plan is to “go on the welfare” and “get free healthcare like he got in Canada”.

The rest of the show was Dr. Nob and Coffin Nail Neil having better production values than we do.  See, they have time to do a bunch of takes while we have to do everything live.  Well, I guess technically since Beans and Melzer…wait, it just occurred to me that they don’t have a “couple” name.  So let’s pick one.  Whichever one wins in the comments is what I’ll call them from now on during the show and in all legal documents.

  • Means
  • Belzer
  • Meanzler
  • Head Cheese
  • Todd
  • Head Cheese Todd

Write in votes will also be accepted – whichever one gets the most comments will be their new couple name.  So let’s go.

And one more thing.  Coffin Nail Neil explained in his long answer to what kind of TV he liked that Friends was not funny.  He is wrong.  As proof I submit the “Room Mate Game” episode.  It starts at 2:45 and is one of the funniest pieces of TV I can recall.  The guy who posted it won’t let it be embedded cause he’s an asshole but whatever it is still funny.  Click here and watch it. And you know what?  Jennifer Aniston is funny.  Fuck movies and fuck Brad Pitt, Jen.  Just get a TV show and be funny.  Also – I have to fix the Guess my Netflix scores cause Sangfroid was supposed to get double for getting the three pack right.  So now I’m gonna put it back to one after the jump!


This does appear in a movie on Netflix.  You will be able to find it using the most obvious method I can think of.  Also, your mom is promiscuous.

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Acadia Einstein

I'm the funny one. And the handsome one. And I pay for everything.

37 Comments

  1. VetTech

    What about “Beanzler”?

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  2. Patrick

    How bout Hulzer…

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  3. HeadshotHeather

    I like Meldock

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    • Acadia

      It wasn’t from a TV show. Wil Arnett was in the pic is all. So BLARGH!

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      • James Melzer

        You’re right. My bad.

        Reply
  4. James Melzer

    As for this Netflix game, I dunno. Black Christmas, Surviving Christmas, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story, Nothing Like the Holidays, This Christmas, A Christmas Tree, The Burbs, Christmas Caper, A Christmas Carol, The Christmas Cottage, Ernest Saves Christmas, The Spirit of Christmas, or maybe it’s A Dennis the Menace Christmas. Did I get it?

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    • Acadia

      only one guess per comment.

      AHHH HA HA HAAAAA

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    • sangfroid

      How did the Burbs get on this list? Was there a Christmas tree I missed?

      Reply
  5. sangfroid

    Scrooged or A Christmas Story would be my wild guess. There’ 113 pages of Christmas movie and I’m imitating George C Scott who was the second best Christmas Scrooge.

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  6. sangfroid

    Dammit now I want to watch Scrooged and you have to order the disk.

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    • James Melzer

      Well then it wouldn’t be Scrooged because it’s only movies that are on Instant, unless Acadia decides to go ahead and change the rules on a whim. Then it could be anything from MegaVideo, too.

      Reply
  7. James Melzer

    Fine, asswipe. Black Christmas.

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  8. Acadia

    It’s AssWEEpay and I didn’t change the rules. It’s on Netflix and Melzer had the right idea.

    lolz!

    Black Christmas = wrong

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    • sangfroid

      Melzer had the right idea about what? That the rules change at a whimsy? *innocent angel*

      Reply
  9. sangfroid

    Santa Clause conquers the Martians. Best Christmas movie ever made.

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  10. sangfroid

    Or Gremlins, That’s a holiday classic in this house!

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  11. vange

    I watched Nothing Like the Holidays tonight and it was stooopid.

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    • Acadia

      That’s the right answer so now does Melzer get it for his super giant guess?

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    • sangfroid

      /cheer Vange

      Reply
  12. James Melzer

    Well if I don’t…the correct answer is Nothing Like the Holidays.

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  13. sangfroid

    I’ve never watched Nothing Like the Holidays. Is it really stoopid?

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    • vange

      I can give you a synopsis, if you like.

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      • sangfroid

        I’m going to guess it’s some kind of screwy family gets together for the holidays with latin flair?

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        • vange

          It was the most predictable, go no-where movie. AND NOT FUNNY.

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  14. sangfroid

    I’m still trying to figure out why the Burbs is a Christmas movie. I mean Batman Returns, now that’s a Christmas movie.

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  15. vange

    And, in case anyone is curious, A Christmas Story is the funniest holiday movie.

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    • sangfroid

      You know the rest of those stories are horribly depressing?

      Reply
  16. Acadia

    I am very confused about what to do with this.

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    • James Melzer

      Follow your cold, black, heart.

      Reply
  17. vange

    Give it to me because I coincidentally watched this movie the same day you posted this. Also, because I never have any facking clue about your gd movie game!

    Reply
  18. sangfroid

    Give it to Vange!

    Reply
  19. vange

    Sang speaks truth and Acadia’s cold black heart leads him to me!

    Reply
  20. Elle Diabla

    THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST FUCKING ‘HATERS GONNA HATE’ PICS I’VE EVER SEEN! DSKLHJFKDSHFKJDSHDFGJKS

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    • vange

      Batman in pearls and on rollerblades was better.

      Reply
  21. Elle Diabla

    Noooo. I think this one is better.

    Reply
    • vange

      And you would be wrong!

      LOLZZ

      Reply

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