This is the first Podcast of 2011, which makes it automatically better than all of the ones from 2010 because pretty much everything in 2010 sucked ass. So, rather than dwell on the past, I give you the fresh new podcast amd the news that based on a sweet idea from Beans and Melzer, I’ll be writing a book this year. No shit, I really will! Well, at least the kind that Michael Eric Dyson writes.
And, because it’s awesome, here is the top of a website than Vange found. It links to the website itself. The site is called Real Baby Samples.
I refuse to pay for baby samples. They're so small.
You know what I didn’t ask Vange? I didn’t ask her why she was looking for samples of babies. I assume it is related to the cauldron she asked me to get her for Christmas. Secret Santa kind of blows when there are only two people… Happy New Year!
Pffttt… 2010 didn’t just blow, but it blew about as well as a virgin her first time round…
As for baby samples, can Vange find one for man samples?? I’d be all over that one right about now!!
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Vange might be able to help you.
Yay for books being written!
Yeah – I think I might be too lazy to do the research, though.
It was an ad on FB and it made me LOL.
What the fuck is a skillet face?
A Skillet face is someone who looks like they were hit in the face with a frying pan, thus flattening out their entire mug. Kissing a skillet face is sort of like getting hit in the face with a pie.
Look at this pic – the only thing that sticks out of her face is the cigarette. http://www.starsmoke.com/celeb/juliastiles1.jpg
She would rule at limbo!