This week we had some good stuff rolling. Beans got hurt jumping off a bridge which made me laugh. Melzer sold a ton of copies of his book so he will probably get too famous for us and start doing a show with fancier people. We learned about Stupid Ned Stark and invented a new game. You have to listen to the show in order to win.
Also, experience the terrible schism where MELZOCK admits they will never watch Wet Hot American Summer and how I promise revenge. Actually, the revenge part was only in my head and it’s a secret. Don’t tell those fuckers. They will never know it’s coming. And stay tuned cause next week we are going to have some special new features that Melzock doesn’t even know about yet. Stay tuned!