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Friday Nineties – Primus – My Name is Mud

As Kathy Ireland and her boyfriend Bigfoot can attest, the 90’s were a scary time.  So for Halloween we have been pulling out the scarier songs for Friday 90’s.  This week we have My Name is Mud by Primus.  It has a few things going for it.  It has more bass than any song I can think of right now.  It’s about a murderer and it has the phrase “kissed him upside the cranium”.  I haven’t kissed anyone upside the cranium with anything since Wednesday.

I hope you do remember this one.  And I hope you start getting into the Halloween spirit.  And I hope you are stuck at some creepy gas station somewhere and the guy that works there is a wicked yokel and he tries to kill you and when you start to run he says: “Where you goin’ city boy?”.  Video and Lyrics after the jump!

My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill
Or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it’s always been
‘Cause I’m the most boring sons-a-bitch you’ve ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I’m rather drab except my patent shoes
I make ’em shine, well most the time
‘Cept today my feet are troddin’ on by this friend of mine
Six foot two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
My name is Mud

My name is Mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That’s long for Mud so I’ve been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I’ve got my pride, I drink my wine
I’d drink the finest except I haven’t earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud

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  1. Kyle Dockery

    Oh god, I was a kid when this song came out and I still remember it…why did the 90’s even happen?

  2. sangfroid

    Bigfoot is Gay. She’s just a beard!

  3. Patrick

    Crappy song, but dig the suit.. man.. I always liked her ~ Bigfoot or no

  4. Webbielady

    soooo sexy lady up there… perfect tan.

  5. VetTech

    is that charlie sheen’s crazy/ crazy hot ex? The one who was in that movie making out with neve capbell & matt dillon?

    • Elle Diabla

      Kathy Ireland.

  6. VetTech

    oops – neve campbell

  7. captain america

    I’m so sorry for that but I can’t help it either.

  8. Les Catrini

    I really like, I want to get it.


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