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In a quick survey, The Superficial Gallery has taken the pulse of America and has come up with the following info:

  • 50% of you can’t be bothered to throw on a shirt when someone’s taking a picture.
  • 25% of you eat watermelon right out of the rind with a spoon.  You call it watermelon cereal.
  • 25% of you have guns, really long hair and are also somehow bald.
  • 25% of you have banjos.
  • 25% of you are are asleep and have three really bad choices as to how you will be woken up.

The mental health part of gun control might have some merit to it after all.